(Source: sad-sorry)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

(Source: truly--deeply)

(Source: anabbyaday)

yourdarklordsatan:

gingerhaze:

you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to

and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?

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dude-says-what:

lets get this party started

dude-says-what:

lets get this party started

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
chuckesunderground:

My army is ready…

chuckesunderground:

My army is ready…